This is ah awe stowee!  We wrota this stowee togetha.  Is abouta lotta tings an abouta lotta stuff, cause you know everyone is ah writin this ting togetha! Alrighta here a we go, boom!

We gonna starts off with a couple ah characters interacting together somehow and such and maybe make them worried or happy or mad about somethin or someone somebody maybe.

So like any pretty ok normalass stowee we need some kind of narrarator that people will believe and shit.  Not me of course, I'm just writtin this mo-fo into, naw-mean?

But like i said, we wrote this stowee dat you readin right now and so like, thatz some shit dawg.

So we gonna letz dis ting roll now....

Intro

The morning breeze was hardly a breeze at all.  Some would call it a hurricane, while most would call it a tropical storm.  Either way, it wasn't stopping my nymphomaniac mom from bellowing out whale noises into the dinning room, soaking the furniture with a goo of sound, like a plastic sheet made up out of microscopic larvae.