Nobody knows how it happened. Over a thousand separate recounts, anecdotes, perspectives and articles, but no complete picture. Far from it, actually. This is probably the most poorly recorded event in human history, yet it is all we have. Some will complain, many will be left confused, but all will be wondering "did it really happen?"

Of course, no one really knows, but what you hold in your hands now is the Great Tool, the Key to unlocking the truth, if one exists. Unravel the truth or unravel yourself, that is the point. Read on if you wish, you can't possibly be worse off for it. Under the covers, if you are so ashamed, or in public if you are equally inclined. Read, and when you conquer the final page, ask yourself. Answer me...

Did it really happen?