Fiction by Lost_Mind_Found_Bob

You're cocky this morning. Coffee perhaps: excitement for sure. We both agreed upon a five a.m. beginning for our greatest conquest, but you can't wait, waking me at sliver beyond four. My blood curdles at the time, flashing me, in a mild, neon-green throng. Though I'd have done the same in less than half an hour. I close my eyes, roll over and mumble, pleadingly, "A few more minutes, is all I need, really!" The warmth of my blankets and pillows begins courting me back into slumberland. I curl the covers into the nook of my neck. I catch a deep breath of air, and ponder over a strange scent, as it clogs my nasal passages. I waltz into a dream. A woman in a hot red bikini chases me down a white sand beach. "What? Hell no! Get your ass up now! Only the quickest monkeys get dibs on the best bananas!", you smash through my utopian silence. "In case you've forgotten", I smirk, "bananas are small time, compared with the prey we've got our eyes on, you pygmy bastard!" by Lost_Mind_Found_Bob

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